I just got the news that there's no more soda because of a massive layoff, but there's a tale about a secret stash of soda in one of the factories and the way to get it is to follow these steps.
Step 1: Get a wallet
Step 2: Go outside and get robbed by a cat
Step 3: Chase the cat and challenge the cat to a duel
Step 4: Befriend the cat,look at the cat with a weird look and start the search for the stash
Step 5:Find the key to the stash
Step 6:????
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Step 7: promise me to blam April fool videos